“Trump Unveils $5 Million Immigration ‘Gold Card’ Featuring His Own Face”:
Trump Launches $5 Million ‘Gold Card’ for Immigrants—With His Face Front and Center
Former President Donald Trump has unveiled a new high-tier immigration option dubbed the “Gold Card,” priced at a staggering $5 million. What sets it apart—besides the cost—is that the card prominently features Trump’s own face. Marketed as a “luxury pathway” to the American dream, the Gold Card is aimed at ultra-wealthy individuals seeking expedited entry into the U.S. The announcement has sparked both fascination and criticism, with supporters calling it innovative, while critics argue it turns immigration into a commodity reserved for the elite. The initiative is the latest in Trump’s string of headline-grabbing moves as he eyes a potential return to the political spotlight.
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